Thursday, September 24, 2009

what do you do when you write a post and no body follows it ?

1. you begin following it
2. You believe people have lost good taste.
3. This world comprises of idiots who do not understand your work.
4 . People are given some other usesless work of reaching targets .
5. You are disheartened
6 .You begin posting things like this
7.You necome a moron.
8 .Start calling a CM A PM

Friday, September 18, 2009

Do you enjoy loo ?

I was just wondering in this busy life wheneevr I go to the loo ...I find my salvation ...Sitting inside whenever I listen to those heavenly voices ,....coming from underground ..... I find myself more relaxed . Though I havent yet published my great works but when I will I wish you to know that most of them were produced in the loo.

The best place where no one can disturb you ... there is no hidden camera coz ... your boss can also be targeted ....I wonder why no jogi ever thought of taking in samdhi ... getting in salvation ...inside his/her loo ..which is so serene so silent (except those phooosh ... phaash boooooooom etc)??????? may be because there is always some in the que for his turn ...... waiting outside

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

ek Non drive time jock ke dard ki daastaan

Ab aur kya kahein .... bas youn kahein ...drive time se gire aur non drive pe atke ,
Kabhi kabhi log hamein bhi sun lete hain ..... laga to call bhi kar lete hain..... aur agar naam yaad reh gaya to ...survey mein naam bhi keh dete hain ,
But aage kya kahein bas yun samajh lijiye ab to hamaare liye promo bhi nahin bajta
Newspaper ki headline pe to kewal Drive time show ka naam hi hai sajta
Sab kehne ki baatein lagti hain ,
Ye non drive time ki baatein seene mein teer ki tarah chubhti hain
Aajkal Gandhi ji to door Raja RamMohan Roy ko bhi kaun yaad karta hai
Achhoote to nahin kehte lekin non drive time ke naam se bhedbhaaw lagta hai
Sarkar ne Mahilaaon ko Panchyat mein 50 pratishat aarakshan diya
To mahilaaon survey mein aapne kuchh kyun nahin kiya ......Kaash koyi hamaare dil ki bhadaas ko samajh sake ..... hamaare sheher mein drive time jaisi koyi cheez nahin ....... gaadi mein jab kick maari drive time shuru ho jaata hai
lekin kya karein kuchh logon ko ye samajh nahin aata hai

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Speaking phonetically we still live in the world of male dominanace

Wasting your time in thinking about the world .Give it a damn baby, we still live in a world of male dominance.And when you talk about it phonetically its worth unlimited presentations, client approvals,love messages, chit chats, etc... coz itrefers to mail dominance .Speak of a day when you successfully were able to call of the day without sending or recieving a mail .

So when you hear somebody speaking of male dominance do give a thought.